Jeffrey LewisSlammin'

You know what would be awesome?

If we could slam a B61 nuclear bomb into the ground. You know, real hard

Yeah, that would be awesome.

See page 3 for a description and picture.


  1. stevensnell

    Hi Jeffrey,

    don’t you want to run a caption competition for this one?

    “Security forces reassure president by explaining giant ball in sky is not nuclear explosion”


    “administration sunglasses competition concludes with worlds largest pair”

    hope the new job is working out well.

  2. Haninah

    How about:

    “Holy s**t, there goes our foreign policy!”

  3. Bill Robinson

    “Tell you what, let me be Mr. Purple. That sounds good to me, I’m Mr. Purple.”

    “You’re not Mr. Purple, somebody from another job’s Mr. Purple. You’re Mr. Pink.”

  4. Max Postman (History)

    If one of those nukes we dropped were to “accidentally” end up going off, would we have ourselves a CTBT-compliant nuclear test?

  5. Michael Roston (History)

    “So Mr. President, I was talking to the Attorney General, and we were thinking if we just give every federal agent some of these x-ray specs, we won’t need to sign orders to the NSA anymore.”