The fifth round of the Six Party Talks (9-11 November 2005) ended a few days ago, with little or no progress.

Talks foundered over myriad issues, complicated by distractions such as the President’s description of Kim Jong-Il as a “tyrant” and the revelation that the Fed might as well outsource some of its printing needs to North Korea.

On the bright side, Unification Minister Chung Dong-young told reports that North Korea released a five step roadmap for an agreement:

Under the plan, North Korea said it would first halt any plans for nuclear tests and agree not to transfer nuclear technology or materials to other nations, Unification Minister Chung Dong-young said in Seoul.

The North would then agree not to produce more weapons, and afterward suspend and later dismantle its nuclear program, subject to verification, Chung said.

Finally, the North would rejoin the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty and safeguards under the International Atomic Energy Agency, Chung said.

No, I don’t count five steps in there, either.

Speaking of mathematical puzzles, no word either on how many cappacinos this latest round cost Li Zhaoxing:

“During the fourth round, which was divided into two sections, (we calculated that it) added up to 2,500 cappuccinos (coffees) consumed by all the participants and staff members,” [Chinese Foreign Minister] Li [Zhaoxing] said.

“Another estimate put it at 4,000 cappuccinos, all these cappuccinos were of course at my cost and were imported from EU countries. So we indeed contribute to the talks.”

Chosun Ilbo reports talks will resume before the Lunar New Year on January 29.