My alma mater, Augustana College, home of the Vikings, hosts an annual college debate tournament.

This year’s trophy for first place in the open division?

[A Viking] battle axe—complete with blade guard and liability waiver.

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It stands 3 1/2 feet tall, with the main blade measuring slightly less than a foot. And it is really sharp.

More photos, including the lucky winners.

Paul Adds

So why did the semi-finalists get bongs?